Going Tout

[DarthGator]

So I got a question, what kinda record do I need to go tout? I'm 7-1 this year in college football. Can I go tout in a few weeks or do I need to have a great season?? The reason i ask is that it takes me a lot of time to pick winners and I am sick of spending all this time capping games. If people would send me money for picks I could just flip a coin and collect the money. your feedback is appreciated and lets just keep this down here I don't want people upstairs to know what my ultimate goal is.


Here is a gift for all u morons.

Southern Miss -6

take it to the bank ladies.


Darth Gator

 

[kidman232]

u can go tout right now if you want

 

[soonerdawg1]

the first thing you need to do dickwad is start posting your plays before the game starts

and then come up with a system....any system....scratch your dog's balls 12 times system, it doesn't matter, there's folks around here who will pay you

 

[DarthGator]

Can I borrow your dog?

 

[soonerdawg1]

no, i need his nuts....football starts early on saturday

 

[kidman232]

how much for ur package

 

[soonerdawg1]

how much for ur package

i'd have to check with my dog

 

[DarthGator]

Does size matter?? I am probably gonna get a dog now but would like a puppy

 

[donkeybucks]

What kind of coin will you be flipping? A quarter, penny, dime, etc.

I need to know these things before I purchase. Thank You.

 

[soonerdawg1]

actually, here's an idea.....have your dog swallow a lucky buffalo nickel on thursday....on saturday morning, have him take a dump on the sport's page with the odds right under his asshole....whichever team the nickel lands on will be you game of the year.....and all the games the smattering of turds land on will be your lesser plays, the ones you only charge $49.95 for

 

[billhill999]

I like turtles.

 

[donkeybucks]

I like turtles.

What?

 

[soonerdawg1]

not really a whole lot you can do with turtles

 

[billhill999]

I like seahorseys also.

 

[donkeybucks]

I like seahorseys also.

Ok, I'm gonna take a stab to sea if I'm on board here....

I like LawwwwWBSTER?

 

[DarthGator]

you guys are getting off track here...

 

[donkeybucks]

This thread shall never die. With a little bit of elbow grease, we can make this last longer than the Fuck Ass Brandon Lang-asshole-ster thread.

Gator going tout!

Tout it GATOR!!

 

[kidman232]

i cant even get quoted a price for your package

 

[soonerdawg1]

i'm getting bored

 

[DarthGator]

Well first off i need a system! How much does a tout charge anyway? Can I charge per game?